Sunday, October 21, 2007

'No fly' on steroids

Under Homeland Security's 'Secure Flight,' your union card or reading preferences could help keep you off a plane.

Patt Morrison
October 18, 2007

Don't look now -- by which, of course, I mean do look now.

Look at all the ink and airtime lavished on the titillating stories about Southwest Airlines threatening to boot a couple of passengers off flights unless they tidied up their ensembles. A student/Hooters waitress had to tug her miniskirt down and pull up her neckline, and a man flying home to Florida had to turn his T-shirt inside out to hide its "Master Baiter" joke tackle-shop logo.

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